Someone To Drive You Home

Child of Eden is one of the worst games ever made, yeah I know pretty hyperbolic right but allow me to elaborate. Not only is it not very good but it has made me question if Rez was actually any good. This is the videogame equivalent of a existential crisis. My line of logic on [...]

Brink There’s a dearth of multiplayer shooters in this generation. Brink aims to snatch you away from those with a combination of class based shooting and a unique traversal system. The game technically has a single player component but it’s just the MP with bots which brings me to my first point. It’s a risky [...]

While I finished the first Dead Space I wasn’t too excited about the sequel. The first game traded in isolation, busy work, backtracking and tank controls. If you think resident evil in space with a better story and controls you’d be on the right track. It was in no way a bad game but not [...]

Isn’t a great game, hell it isn’t really even a good game. The first problem you’ll encounter is the controls there seems to be some sort of lag with the jumping that makes it initially difficult to get a handle on. I eventually compensated but I would still miss jumps and fall into a pit [...]

Where to start with this one? The first thing I should mention is that it’s completely off it’s rocker in the best possible way. I can’t applaud this game enough for it’s use of absurdist humour it makes the cut scenes that punctuate this game are a joy. Bayonetta herself is a fantastic character strong [...]

I’m not a fighting game guy. I like them in concept but learning all the moves and getting deep into the mechanics isn’t something I’ve ever done. I totally get why that might be rewarding and something some people enjoy but requires too much focus for my liking. Mortal Kombat does some great things for [...]

I meant to write something about this last week, but all I really want to say is it’s crap. Ok… I’l say why too. First off what’s cool about robots like the terminator? Is it that he’s got feelings and he cares about his pals? Nope, its because he’s a cold calculating machine who goes straight for the jugular [...]

Welcome to my new segment where I write about stuff I have rented. I’ve mostly decided to start writing these as a way to get content on the site thus far I’ve been concerned that content needed to have nice graphics and other stuff to spruce the site up a bit, this led to it feeling like [...]