Someone To Drive You Home

Isn’t a great game, hell it isn’t really even a good game. The first problem you’ll encounter is the controls there seems to be some sort of lag with the jumping that makes it initially difficult to get a handle on. I eventually compensated but I would still miss jumps and fall into a pit [...]

Where to start with this one? The first thing I should mention is that it’s completely off it’s rocker in the best possible way. I can’t applaud this game enough for it’s use of absurdist humour it makes the cut scenes that punctuate this game are a joy. Bayonetta herself is a fantastic character strong [...]

I’m not a fighting game guy. I like them in concept but learning all the moves and getting deep into the mechanics isn’t something I’ve ever done. I totally get why that might be rewarding and something some people enjoy but requires too much focus for my liking. Mortal Kombat does some great things for [...]

I meant to write something about this last week, but all I really want to say is it’s crap. Ok… I’l say why too. First off what’s cool about robots like the terminator? Is it that he’s got feelings and he cares about his pals? Nope, its because he’s a cold calculating machine who goes straight for the jugular [...]

Welcome to my new segment where I write about stuff I have rented. I’ve mostly decided to start writing these as a way to get content on the site thus far I’ve been concerned that content needed to have nice graphics and other stuff to spruce the site up a bit, this led to it feeling like [...]

I was tempted to do a list of games but I have always been a bit lazy and also a paragraph about a supposed game of the year is hardly a glowing recommendation. 2009 has been a mixed bag in terms of games. The fact that we are a number of years into this console [...]

Shout out to my Man Christopher McNeil for this fine recommendation but it was when I read this tweet by Anthony Burch of Destructoid fame that my ears really pricked up. Admittedly a bit of a annoying way to recommend playing something but Mr Burch uses hyperbole like it was going out of fashion. So [...]

Syndicate Wars is a atmospheric Squad based real time strategy game made by Bullfrog(Theme Hospital , Dungeon Keeper). Its cyberpunk slant is the aspect that really leaves a lasting impression while many games have harvested the Cyberpunk Aesthetic few have allowed it to manifest in gameplay. Syndicate Wars is to Cyberpunk games what Blade Runner [...]

What’s this all about then. Merchants of Brooklyn (M.O.B.) is a first person shooter by Paleo Entertainment , Who? yeah Indie Developers Paleo Entertainment fresh from finishing their Half Life 2 mod  Paleolithic Revolution. M.O.B. premise is that the polar ice caps have melted and submerged planet underwater so the survivors decided to clone a new [...]